Toistimen palvelin
You Don't Choose Your Family
20116103 min
SeikkailuKomedia
Julkaistu
09.11.2011
Maa
France
Tuotannot
Les Films du KiosqueOuille ProductionsStudio 37Aurel FilmsTF1 Films ProductionKinology+1
César Borgnoli, an unsuccessful car salesman from Italy, lives well beyond his means. In order to get out of his financial disaster, he agrees to a deal: he pretends to be the husband of his sister's girlfriend Kim so she can legally adopt a little girl from Thailand. Caesar believes this to be a great idea and is looking forward to his trip to Thailand. After all, he is going to be able to mix business with pleasure--so he thinks. He didn't expect the local police, the Chinese Triads and the director of the orphanage to chip in, who want to make sure that little Mai is going to end up in a nice family.
Näyttelijät
Christian Clavier
César
Jean Reno
Luix
Muriel Robin
Kim
Héléna Noguerra
Alex
Michel Vuillermoz
Jean-Paul
Hélène Patarot
Mère supérieure
Anna Gaylor
La mère de César
Caroline Anglade
Coralie, la coiffeuse
Sophie-Charlotte Husson
La présentatrice TV
Simon Astier
Hervé
Rodolphe Congé
Bruno
Annie Savarin
Irène
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